so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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