Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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