that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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