It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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