Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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