i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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