How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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