If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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