he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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go home
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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