I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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