You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
where are my eyebrows?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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