It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The adults are the big ones right?
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