Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
So many bounce houses so little time
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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