It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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