He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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