got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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