i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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