i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
