it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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