It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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