I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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