Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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