This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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