Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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