she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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