Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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