question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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