no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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