That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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