i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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