explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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