Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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