Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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