By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
