who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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