Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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