it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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