I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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