Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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