Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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