R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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