just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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