the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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