Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
cat food counts as protein by the way
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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