At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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