lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Your penis caused this!
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