We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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