You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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