that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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