You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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