Don't you send me to vm
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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