I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You left your phone here
Wait...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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