VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
accomplished twins. life is a go
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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