thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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