Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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